Highlight Of Comedy Night Out With Bonjovi and Friends

De show been happen for Cephas place, Enwe street, Uyo Akwa Ibom State.
Plenty comedians plus musicians dem been boku for d place.
Planet fm air personalities been full there wella.
Comedian Aboki been dey there, Bonjovi, plus many other comedians.
African Michael Jackson sef been follow dey there, d guy dance scatter the dance floor.
Alaska Ui been follo dey there too, as one of the performing artiste.
I no want tell una plenty tori, oya make una see the photo dem below.

From left Mc Bonjovi, Jay Dee, and Dr Flavor, all of  Planet Fm

Oma and Jay Dee on red carpet

Dr Flavor with Alaska UI (Rapper) On the red carpet

More red carpet pics

African Michael Jackson on red carpet

Alaska UI on stage performing 'Count Cash'

Alaska UI on stage thrilling the audience 

Don X, and Alaska UI flanked by other artiste

More pics

Alaska

Aboki posing with Bonjovi and friends

More pics

De show been sweet soh tey, night don fall finish, peple no gree go cos of sey dem no fit miss d fun. It was an atmostphere of laughter. 

Higher [Gospel/Hip Hop Lyrics~By Ubong EA Zeal

Intro
Higher (4x)

Verse 2
I remember Joseph
Joseph from Israel
who was taken to Egypt
where he stayed
I remember Daniel
Daniel from Zion
who was taken to Babylon, where he stayed
In a foreign land
You took 'em higher
they were high-flyers

Chorus
Take me higher
come and lift me higher
pour your Spirit on me
make me who you want me to be
come and take me higher
come and lift me higher
pour your Spirit on me
make me who you want me to be
Higher(4x)

Verse 2
Lord you are the only God
you are a mighty God
God of Israel
Here I come to you now
God of the Earth
Take my hands and lift me up
plant me on the solid rock

Chorus
Take me higher
come and lift me higher
pour your Spirit on me
make me who you want me to be
come and take me higher
come and lift me higher
come and take me higher
come and take me higher

Higher (8x)

Bridge
Higher

Verse 3
Come equip me with
your excellence
Baptize me with the Holy Ghost

Hook
come and take me high
lift me high
come and take me high
O Lord

Come and take me high
E yeah eh eh
You are my God
U wo o o

Higher (8x)

Outro
Chorus
Take me higher
come and lift me higher
pour your Spirit on me
make me who you want me to be
come and take me higher
come and lift me higher
come and take me higher
come and take me higher

Higher(4x)

Song Written and Composed by Ubong E.A. Zeal [On August 20th 2013]

Blackberry and China (Chinko) Phone Palava

O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na hin I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some moni from it buy China phone aka 'Chinko'. 

Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. 

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc. 

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call". 

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected". 

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found" 

8. When a fine boy/gal passes by, it says "Ur favourite food found" 

9. When an ugly boy/gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"=)) 

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy?

Gist For Guys & Ladies

GUYS
You don't need to fight any woman, force her or even beg her to be decent and responsible. The truth is that, you are only going to waste your precious time. Women only change when they discover whom they are, when they discover their purpose and when they discover that there is more to life than sex and material things. Although, only few women are always fortunate enough to discover their purpose and value early, some don't even do, in their entire life.

So, why not teach her how to discover her worth, or walk away as a gentle man, cos, love is not enough when a lady is not ready.

LADIES
Believe me, there is more to life than sex and materials things. If you are still a slave to any of the two things I just mention above, then you have not discovered your purpose in life. Some are comfortable with their financial status, but are being "fools" all in the name of feelings. Some deemed it fit to betray their worth, take shits and soccum to humiliating treatments, all in the name to get money and material things from men who do not worth them in all angles of life. Please, I want you to sit today and ask yourself what are your achievements over the years, and I'm certain that they will not be more than cloths, fancy phones, designer bags, shoes, and highest, a car! And if you could be sincere to yourself, and all you have passed through, having to pretend that you love someone, allowing them to use your body, your precious body, all in exchange of money and material things.

At the end, its that innocent gentle man that will still come along and make you a wife, and you will be certain that considering and evaluating your past, you rarely do not worth his love. At the end, all that which you desired, that makes you to subject your precious body to use, rough handling and probably sex will be useless. Then, you will sit down and count the people whom has used you like a taxi and you will just pity your life.

Believe me, it doesn't worth it. Forget what your friends are wearing, forget the phones that they are using, cos year after year, better things are invented, and you know the good news? It doesn't matter if you have yesterday or not, cos, when you arrived tomorrow, you will be proud of your self. You could stand in midst of millions and be certain that your nakedness is a mystery to all of them. You will forget all you passed through within seconds and all the men that you turned down, even with their money, when you need it most, will testify, not just on earth, even hereafter, that you deserve your class, both on earth and in heaven. Learn to be contented today, for all we have is vanity upon vanity. Today is not the end of the world, so, don't let what you are passing through define your worth or overall whom you are not. May God strengthen us all!!! AMEN.

Crystal Christopher

Word Play

Is Tiger a Wood? Is George a Bush? Is Bill a Gate Is Obama a Care
Is Nicky a Minaj? Is wiz a kid? Is Lady a Gaga
Is spider a man? Is P a square? Is Donald a duke? Is 2 a face? ADD YOURS....

Akpos mistakenly sent N800K to a wrong phone number

Akpos mistakenly sent 800 Thousand Naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. Akpos realized that before the person withdraws the whole money, he had to think of what to do if he wants to get his money back. To the person phone number. 

He immediately sent a text: Hi Boss, i hope you are okay. I hope you’ve received the money i sent you for the introduction ceremony of joining Illuminati Satanism scheduled to happen at 12 midnight. That money is only for transport. I will send you more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. Remember to carry a syringe and needle meant to draw your blood every 20 minutes. Please don’t be late because the devil will be present to officiate the ceremony. 

Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money. 4 Minutes later. Akpos gets a Mobile Money message – You have received 800 Thousand Naira for your mobile money account. 

What do you think? Was Akpos doing the smart thing or?

Which Way Forward?

Countr3 people, una dey sure say we still get hope at all for this ASUU and FG matta?
Na four months since this strike been start, uptil now we no still dey sure weda our students them go fit return to school.

Which way forward? Is our education heading to life or death?
This kind thing don taya us o. I for like hear from una, make I know wetin una get for mind.
Your comments please.

Love Brings Wealth And Success

Here is an inspiring story: 

By: Princelove Elet-Elite Eduasco-Ann
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A woman came out of her house and saw three old men sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them but She said, “ I don’t think I know you, but please come in and have something to eat.”

“ Is the man of the house home?” they asked. “No”, she said. “He’s out.” “Then we cannot come in”, they replied.


In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. “Go tell them I am home and invite them in,” he said. The woman went out to search them and invited them in. “We do not go into a house together,” they replied. “Why is that?” she wanted to know. One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!” he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!” His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?” Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”
“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife. “Go out and invite Love to be our guest.” The woman went out and invited Love to come in . Love got up and started walking in toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him.

Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, why are you coming in?” The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!”