Thursday, 21 November 2013

Blackberry and China (Chinko) Phone Palava

O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na hin I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some moni from it buy China phone aka 'Chinko'. 
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. 
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc. 
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 
5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call". 
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected". 
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found" 
8. When a fine boy/gal passes by, it says "Ur favourite food found" 
9. When an ugly boy/gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"=)) 

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy?

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